a lesbian
see that girl over that, the one wearing a flannel? she's such a tire pusher. i bet she loves kissing other girls.
by Las Vegas September 09, 2022
Being so emotionally and mentally and emotionally exhausted from all of the social media coverage about Trump that you can't think straight.
by Dr. Brizzy February 02, 2017
A man with a hairy belly who also suffers from Dunlap disease, which is when the large belly girth spills out over the belt. Theoretically, this can also happen to a woman, but because women are less likely to have hairy bellies, it most predominantly affects men. Usually when a female has this condition, it is more evenly spread around the waist, causing a roll of fat all around the top of the pants that is commonly referred to as a "muffin top".
"I wish the neighbor dude would wear a t-shirt when he mows the lawn. No one wants to see that fuzzy tire."
by Fallie the Pally March 18, 2010
When you just know your Spanish friend has been tied up with unused rubber bike tires at some time in his life for a weird sex thing
Hey man, did you hang out with Adolfo last night? No, I heard he was at home with Paula getting a Spanish Tire.
by SpanishTire August 04, 2021
When a person is so tired that it fogs up their brain in a way that makes them act as though they are drunk.
by Ahhhhhhhshesoawkwarddddd March 15, 2017
Tires: I am The Great Tire
Pixie: I'm SMRT I has found you
Tires: It's over, you shall now DIE and face doom.
*Grabs Pixie's face and rips it off*
Pixie: I'm SMRT I has found you
Tires: It's over, you shall now DIE and face doom.
*Grabs Pixie's face and rips it off*
by Tires The Great God February 09, 2021
by Overthinkingit September 20, 2017