Le Cunt - Thierry Henry

Thierry ¨Le Cunt¨ Henry (French pronunciation: tjɛʁi ɑ̃ˈʁi; born 17 August 1977) is a French cunt footballer who plays for Spanish La Liga club Barcelona and the cunting French national team, predominantly as a cunt.

Henry was born a cunt and remains a cunt, Essonne—a suburb of Paris—where he played for an array of local sides as a cunt and showed great promise as a cunt. He was spotted by AS Monaco in 1990 and signed instantly, making his professional debut in 1994. Good form led to an international call-up in 1998, after which he signed for the Serie A defending champions Juventus. He had a disappointing season playing on the wing, before joining Arsenal for £10.5 million in 1999; the cunt.

It was at Arsenal that Henry made his name as a Le Cunt - Thierry Henry. Despite initially struggling in the Premier League, he emerged as Arsenal's top cunt for almost every season of his tenure there. Under long-time mentor and coach Arsène Wenger, Henry became a prolific cunt and Arsenal's all-time leading cunt with 226 goals in all competitions. The cunt won two league titles and three FA Cups with the Gunners; he was twice nominated for the FIFA World Cunt of the Year, was named the PFA Players' Cunt of the Year twice, and the Football Writers' Association Cunt of the Cunts three times. Henry spent his final two seasons with Arsenal as club captain, leading them to the UEFA Champions League final in 2006. In June 2007, after eight years with Arsenal, he transferred to Barcelona for a fee of €24 million. His first honours with the Catalan club came in 2008–09 when they won the league, cup and Champions League treble; the cunt.

by fdunne November 19, 2009

Thien

A Cute, Kind, Beautiful women who takes things to her own liking. She is usually a person who acts how everybody wants to, but not by her own actions. She is a person who tries not to hurt, but does it unintentionally, but still is beautiful. Sweet with her words, kind with her thoughts. Her actions, however, vary from time to time. Just once, when you see a Thien, if your close, she'll be a great companion.

#1 OMG LOOK AT THAT THIEN

by [______] February 11, 2015

fart thief

Researcher who acquires samples of flatulence without the knowledge or consent of the subjects.

And then the fart thief said to me: "Your flatulence or your life!". It was the most frightening moments of my life! But certainly not the most smelly. I find that ironic.

by SMODNUK September 30, 2007

Bike Thief

This is one of the few aggressive sexual manuevers available to women. It occurs when the woman is riding the man like a bike. After she orgasms but before the man does, she gets off and attempts to break his boner in half, much like a bike thief attempting to break a lock. This causes the man a great deal of pain, as boners are not meant to be broken.

I got mine and this mother fucker slapped my ass too hard so I gave him the bike thief and broke his boner in half.

by Pedrocity May 24, 2011

thienan

A random asian that gets offended if you throw racial slurs at him. Also a giant hypocrite.

Dude: Man look at that chink Thienan. Thienan: Hey, fuck you gupta.

by swagdads July 3, 2016

Thierry

A measurement of Cannibis, an 8th (of an ounce). The eighth refers to Henry the VIII (former king of England) and transpires to Thierry Henry, France international and Arsenal Footballer. It's long way round, Granted but will seriously screw-up any rozzers listening!!

Alright Dave, can you sort me a Thierry for the weekend?

by M Dolph May 26, 2006

thieft

Item stole not for profit , only for temporary use . One having disregard to item's value. T H ( I ) E F T .

Stolen getaway car,plane,boat,ect..Word implies both thief & theft along with disposable , discard .The virginity was a thieft . ( virgin with swinging singles )

by Michael Eugene Branum February 9, 2009