d-thinking

The day after getting a dick pick looking at it atleast 2-3 times (or more) in one day

Jenny: what happened with that guy last night
Stacey: well after I left the club he sent me a dick pick and I've been "d-thinking" all day
Jenny: oh that good huh?

by UnicornDEFINITION13 May 30, 2016

dumb thinking

When the logical part of yourself knows that whatever you want to happen isn't going to happen, but you still hope anyway

"I knew that she wasn't coming back, but dumb thinking wouldn't let me stop hoping for a sign"

by NightShade10 February 6, 2017

Stupid Thinking

The art of thinking in a way that is not dramatically sharp-witted, therefore the person using this technique may have decisions or thoughts that is not very alike to what others would think as "normal".

Ted: Hey John I just found out that I have adapted to Stupid Thinking!

John: No Ted, you're just a fucking dumbass.

by dumbass19 August 6, 2019

Quick thinking fraud

The fraud that starts calling other people/teams frauds before anybody would think yo look at whether he/she/they were also frauds.

When somebody who's looking for a scapegoat starts calling one or two people/teams frauds and avoids calling the collective whole frauds, what do those peoplr/teams think the people calling them frauds really are? The quick thinking fraud is the first to start punishing others before anybody would think these might not be such honest, good, or innocent people themselves doing the punishing or firing.

by Solid Mantis February 13, 2020

Quick thinking fraud

The kind of person who puts pressure on one or two people/teams to get pressure off themselves.

The quick thinking fraud shifted pressure to one or two scapegoat people/teams to avoid a worse fate for himself/herself but putting one on the one or two scapegoat people/teams.

by Solid Mantis February 13, 2020

Modi-thinking

It’s a more intensive way of thinking, harder than “overthinking”.

Usually used to define people who overthink things more than usual.

Adam has been “modi-thinking” every move he makes.

Steve “modi-thinks” everything he encounters.

by Modilogy September 20, 2020

clognitive thinking

Trying to think while confused.

Joe: hey Timmy you gonna bungee jump or not?
Timmy: I don't know I'm clognitive thinking about it.

by rastufus September 9, 2021