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Brute Force Thinking

Thinking out loud until the thoughts make sense. Usually used as a way of flagging potentially unintelligible thought trains in a brainstorming session.

Abbreviation: BFT
A: Yo, you're not making any sense at all!
B: Sorry, I'm just Brute Force Thinking right now...
by danstaaar March 24, 2022
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the fuck was you thinkin'?!

A weird da hood style way to say "what where you thinking"
Ayo dude i just robbed a hotel to get all the bibels
Bro we dont use bibels
But bu- eeeh
the fuck was you thinkin'?!
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You’re thinking about it wrong

Ohohoho! Am I!? And what way is that?
The guy that Dr. JeepJorp says should be telling us what to do “It doesn’t matter that they’re being exploited and killings themselves. They don’t need to by the seeds. They don’t need to succeed. They don’t need to NOT be exploited. Shit, they don’t even need to live, my guy!”

An asshole but not a charlatan “Put isn’t there a better way? You know without all the exploitation.”

That other guy “You’re thinking about it wrong.”

Asshole “You mean.... with compassion for the people who are being exploited and killing themselves?”

The other guy (again) “Yes. That is LITERALLY exactly what I meant.”

Hym “WOW!!! Do you see what I’m talking about with these guys Joe? Like.... what the actual fuck WAS that!?”
by Hym Iam November 19, 2022
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Butterfly effect thinking

No but it’s a good thing the whore fucked a literal cripple because now if you improve yourself it’ll be because a whore fucked a deformed mongoloid and not because you want to improve yourself. It’s great! It’s fantastic even! That she rode his diseased cock. Phenomenal!
Hym “And there goes the butterfly effect thinking! I knew it was coming! Did I do this one already? No? Ok, I’ll explain. Here’s an example ‘It’s good that she screwed Rain man because then it lead you to do *blank*’ and, before she fucked the retard, a butterfly farted in Africa, which startled a rhino, which caused a stampede that traumatized the the guy who molested the retard, which led to the molestation, which led to the little girl touching that caused him to be sent to the group home in the first place! If that’s the case, by your own logic, it’s just splendifferous that he got molested because that leads to him getting his own sex cult! Hurray child molesters!!! Furthermore, for the *blank* to be ‘good’, I need to make it good. Manually. And I don’t necessarily need the outcome to be good. I’d even go as far as to say that YOU need the outcome to be good more than I do! I don’t even WANT the outcome to be good! I would much rather feed the whore some copper chef! So, why should I allow it? Open question. Why should I allow you to force me to make the outcome of something the YOU SIGN OFF ON and I DO NOT, good? What do I get? Robbed repeatedly? Good answer. Mocked and ridiculed? Awesome. You’re a master debater.”
by Hym Iam October 12, 2022
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Coat of Thinking About

British saying (typically used in the building trade) for taking a moment to consider how a task should be approached.
Hmmm... I'm not sure how I should install this roof, I think I'm going to have to give it a good coat of thinking about.
by MrJimEatsLotsOfCurry October 12, 2022
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Free fall thinking

When you let your thoughts wander in a creative manner. usually occurring during boredom or spacing out.
"I just spent the last 30 minutes free fall thinking and now I have a really good idea!"
by BulkheadIneededthat August 22, 2023
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The paradoxical and self-defeating mindset where the tools of critical thinking—skepticism, demand for evidence, logical analysis—are applied selectively, rigorously, and almost exclusively to opposing viewpoints or unfamiliar information, while one's own deeply-held beliefs are protected by a shield of unexamined assumptions and motivated reasoning. It is the bias of believing you are bias-free because you are "critical," mistaking aggressive debunking of others for genuine intellectual rigor. This creates a sophisticated echo chamber where the thinker feels intellectually superior because they can tear down every external argument, never turning that same destructive gaze inward.
Critical Bias (Critical Thinking Bias) Example: A climate change "skeptic" meticulously picks apart every minor uncertainty in a complex climate model, demanding impossible levels of proof. Yet, they uncritically accept a blog post from an oil-funded think tank as definitive truth. This is Critical Bias—wielding the scalpel of scrutiny only on the other side's evidence, while performing surgery with a butter knife on their own. They believe their skepticism makes them objective, when it's just a weaponized filter for confirmation.
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