by Dontevenknow October 14, 2014
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Get the toilet yodel mug.Me texting my friend
Friend: "Yo did you see the latest episode of skibiti toilet?"
Me: "No I didn't, I don't watch that crap. It's also spelled "skibidi toilet."
Friend: "Yo did you see the latest episode of skibiti toilet?"
Me: "No I didn't, I don't watch that crap. It's also spelled "skibidi toilet."
by iliketurtles2798 October 25, 2023
Get the skibiti toilet mug.A surveillance device used to watch, monitor, or record certain sensitive areas of interest expel or discharge liquids, solids, or both.
Damn what is junk jammer doing in the bathroom? I don't know but we will flip on the toilet cam and find out.
by jajalexjander the firm February 11, 2017
Get the toilet cam mug.When you take an absolute gargantuan steamy hot watery shit (hopefully in a toilet), that typically is caused after eating Taco Bell, (and other Mexican food), this shit will be a traumatizing memory that you will live with forever.
It's called Hiroshima because this hot dihorrieah mess of a recked asshole, this massive Chernobyl explosion shit, this nuclear explosion bomb off a fart shit, should just destroy all living bacterias inside the toilet bowl, sometimes even going outside of it.
When this absolute honker of a shit erupts out of your now shredded asshole, like an atomic bomb, like a volcano, like a godly blast of extreme shit, it will destroy anything in its path, don't expect a clean butt after this, expect to have the dirtiest, shittiest, shower of your life, nothing else will get rid of it. You will smell horrible for the rest of the week, don't even try leaving your house.
It's called Hiroshima because this hot dihorrieah mess of a recked asshole, this massive Chernobyl explosion shit, this nuclear explosion bomb off a fart shit, should just destroy all living bacterias inside the toilet bowl, sometimes even going outside of it.
When this absolute honker of a shit erupts out of your now shredded asshole, like an atomic bomb, like a volcano, like a godly blast of extreme shit, it will destroy anything in its path, don't expect a clean butt after this, expect to have the dirtiest, shittiest, shower of your life, nothing else will get rid of it. You will smell horrible for the rest of the week, don't even try leaving your house.
Guy 1: Oh shit I think I have to go Hiroshima the toilet!
Guy 2: Fuck, call the plumbers.
Guy 3: Goddammit Taco Bell wasn't a good idea.
Guy 2: Fuck, call the plumbers.
Guy 3: Goddammit Taco Bell wasn't a good idea.
by KyrenShat March 14, 2022
Get the Hiroshima the toilet mug.Someone who spends an obsessively amount of time on or close to a toilet. This is usually a term used by either restaurants or annoyed people. Someone may end up toilet camping if they bring in a digital device with them and become to lazy to move.
The term originates from "Camping" the act of staying/living in one place for a medium to long period of time and bathrooms in commonly used areas
The term originates from "Camping" the act of staying/living in one place for a medium to long period of time and bathrooms in commonly used areas
by Richmond Kdik December 27, 2015
Get the Toilet Camper mug.To put unfolded toilet paper, napkins or paper towels down in the toilet to prevent backsplash from the shit hitting the toilet water. Works great for diarrhea!!
Biff: "Damn brosef, every time I take a shit the water splashes back into my asshole!"
Melvin: "Damn Biff, that shit sucks...I told you, you need to start toilet tarping..."
Melvin: "Damn Biff, that shit sucks...I told you, you need to start toilet tarping..."
by Freees4224 June 28, 2009
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