palmer high school

If you like rednecked mud riding, tis the place to be. they’ll call you trannys and thems beg you to kill yourself, then a week later beg you to suck there uncircumcised pete.

but if you love being sexually harassed by musty men with mullets please welcome yourself this the promise land
a day in palmer high school-

transgender speaking in class: dhhwjdjdjr

hick: stfu tranny

2 weeks later~~~

hick: hey i know i yelled at you to stfu but get in my truck gimme a suck and if you don’t i’ll call u a fat slut ;)
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Rocket Palmer

Iced tea mix %50 with Rockstar Energy + Hydration Lemonade.
variations include the Shitfaced John which is a Rocket Palmer with a minimum of 2 shots of Vodka added to the mix.
by ambasator of Mix September 23, 2011
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Dirty Palmer

An unlikely breakfast cocktail comprising a pint of cider and a pickled egg.
James is looking a little worse for wear after last night, let’s get him a Dirty Palmer to perk him up
by RoboMD November 23, 2021
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Dirty Palmer

The act of eating an ass with such enthusiasm and aplomb that the eater gains more pleasure from the act than the eatee.
Hey babe, when we get home, I'm going to shower and when I get out I want you ti hit me with that dirty palmer
by Jeff Ardnt April 22, 2020
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armless Palmer

It’s when your next door neighbor that hates Def Leppard and kid rock with a passion throws a fit becuz someone buys him the grand farewell tour front row tickets to Def Leppard featuring kid rock. And he smells nothing but white diamonds the whole time he is there. While he is losing one arm in the mosh pit eating squash
Oh wow. That armless Palmer must b a true fan of Def Leppard and kid rock….. look at him go!!
by Beautifulcrazypancake December 25, 2023
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armless palmer

It’s when your next door neighbor hates kid rock and def Leppard but u insist that he go to their latest farewell tour next week and u just happen to wear his favorite perfume white diamonds while you are throwing him in the mosh pit and he loses one arm
Oh wow !!! Look at that armless palmer. He must b a true fan of Def Leppard and kid rock. Look at him go!
by Makessense4cents girl December 25, 2023
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