owen zimmerman

Someone with a CURVED penis/ chode

Teacher: As you all can see this graph is very curved
Student: Haha it looks like Owen Zimmerman!

by chodemaster420 March 26, 2016

owens sausage

1. a brand of sausage
2. the spicey man sausage of any male who's last name is Owens

1. Man, that sausage sure is delicious! What kind is it?
Oh, that's Owens country sausage.

2. Damn I love that Owens sausage!!!!

by melonie August 10, 2007

owen lau

league player

wow he is an owen lau

by Mr woops November 12, 2020

owen line

He is someone who promises the world but fails to deliver. He doesn’t open up to everyone, it takes someone special. He will treat that girl and make her feel loved until he thinks he could do better. He will cheat if he has to as he can only cope with the easy options. He comes across as charming, funny and hardworking but when you see his true colours you’ll be shocked by the anger and unresolved issues he has. But you’ll be free from this. Owen line needs a girl who will be just like his mum, someone who cooks everyday, cleans, sorts his bills and doesn’t need a thank you. If you fall for an Owen Line just remember he’ll always replace you like his car.

Avoid an Owen Line at all costs

by —truthhurtsbitch May 03, 2022

Owen Wilson

A blonde middle aged man famous for two things: Lightning McQueen and his one hell of a nose!!

“Wow...” Said Owen Wilson as he contemplated his existence.

by Tomola December 05, 2018

Owen Esser

Most beautiful and sexy man ever

Pulls all the women (and the men even tho he's stright)

Man owen esser pulls all the ladies

by Joseph.1234 December 03, 2022

Owen Moment

An Owen Moment is a term that can be used to describe minor inconveniences, or any unpleasant situation. Did you lose your wallet? Owen Moment. Did a family member pass away? Owen Moment.

Example 1:
"Shit, I just stubbed my toe. Owen Moment."

Example 2:
Friend 1: "Man, I failed my math exam!"
Friend 2: "Oof, that's an Owen Moment."

by CRYPTiC STATiC July 23, 2021