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Bitch Lasagna

This is what your called when you challenge the one and only king of YouTube
Bobs or vegana, whichever will it be
Sit the fuck down T-Series
I'm here to spill the real tea
You tryna dethrone me from spot on number one
But you India, you lose
So best think you haven't won
When I'm through with you
We're gonna be completely fucking done
'Cause we only just begun
I review you
Zero
Bye bitch, gone
So come on, T-Series
Looking hungry for some drama
Here, let me serve your bitch lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
Look at T-Series they just crying for their momma
Bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
T-Series just wet themselves in their pajama
So who the hell is Bob, and why you wanna kiss him? (ew)
I'm a blue eyes white dragon, while you're just dark magician (oof)
You got a fifth of the population in your nation but
I got nine-year-olds of worlds so hold your defecation (oops)
No papa, no papa, yes papa, Johnny
Now down all of this sugar and
Let's throw this fucking party with some
Bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
Look at T-Series they just crying for their momma
Bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
Look at T-Series they just wetting their pajama
Bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna
You got a population of 1.32 billion
But most your videos can't seem to hit even a million
by BitchLasagana4Ever February 12, 2019
mugGet the Bitch Lasagnamug.

Sprite Lasagna

A sprite-based lasagna, with the same core components as lasagna
I made sprite lasagna for my family.
by Everybody/Nobody October 1, 2021
mugGet the Sprite Lasagnamug.

Beaver Lasagna

When someone usually a man, shoves cooked pasta up their gfs vagina and eats it out like spaghetti. After that's done, they vomit out the pasta into their gfs mouth.
by ThiccDiccPricc July 29, 2019
mugGet the Beaver Lasagnamug.

Lasagna

The most heavenly dish. God eats it. No, god is lasagna!
I feel like eating God! Let’s eat lasagna!
by Lalalalasagna April 30, 2020
mugGet the Lasagnamug.

Lasagna

Nude Pictures. Used as code for selling nudes direct over chat sites.
I need to make my rent, anyone want to by some lasagna?
by KDubmaps October 2, 2020
mugGet the Lasagnamug.

Lasagna Horror

Like a spaghetti western, but horror. Coined by Em Schulz on ATWWD
“My favorite movies are lasagna horrors
by Porkc207 October 3, 2023
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Bitch lasagna

The phrase "Bitch lasagna" is used to show signs of pain,pleasure or irritation.It is most commonly used while shouting.
"Bitch lasagna, that hurt like a truck on bike,damn"
by Knowledgeman January 18, 2019
mugGet the Bitch lasagnamug.

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