ham hoodelmans

very very large breasts, the kind that when you see them you are like "holy shit those have to be fake

Damn look at those fine ham hoodelmans

by Anthony Rapp July 10, 2007

Ham boned

the act of getting completely blacked out drunk before the party begins, usually around mid-day on a saturday.

dude, john was ham boned before we even got to the party.

by Bobby Tsunami February 17, 2009

august ham

A Watermelon.

An African vine (Citrullus lanatus) cultivated for its large edible fruit.
The fruit of this plant, having a hard green rind and sweet watery pink or reddish flesh.

by Crosse8 February 19, 2004

cram the ham

Cramming the ham is an alternative term for fingering or female masturbation, referring to the ham-like nature of some girls vaginas

Damn! I had no idea that David knew how to cram the ham that good, he made my pussy quiver

by Nooby Nectarine August 28, 2019

Ham Buttons

Refers to the nipples of a particularly fat woman.

Holy shit look at da ham buttons on those look like a stack of checkers pieces under there.

by CaptainFluffernutter May 1, 2015

ham sammy

Going all out, doing the most, going hard. Used when you try your hardest

"Dang bro, I just went full ham sammy on that no-skin"

by cadenski December 28, 2018

Ham Cigar

The magical, pink wrapped foodobject, that when I put it into my mouth, makes Simon come into my head.

"Ham Cigars!" (nuff said)

by MrPea March 24, 2013