mean feeds

a place to get a mad feed

typical student: oi mate I'm going to mean feeds wanna get a mad feed
another regular student (usually a male): oi mate I could go for a mad feed from mean feeds right now

by communistfrank April 10, 2018

Feed the bleed

When your on your period or due on and you have to eat everything in your fridge!

Oh girls I need to feed the bleed! Let's get a dominos.

by Girlbossadventures September 25, 2017

Feed the Centipede

A way of announcing that you are going to the toilet in order to defecate.

I ate too much at lunch, I gotta go feed the centipede man

by CreamyBic October 27, 2012

Dur-feed

Means never answering the phone when your girlfriend calls because your buddys may hear something dirty or you getting a asschewing for not answering. To the point its a joke on urban dictionary.

Man i wish my man would answer when i need him...i feel like hes doing it on purpose or hes dur-feed me

by Squirrel86 October 11, 2021

FEED THE GOOSE.

The broke college student is the goose. FEED THE GOOSE. is the students’ cry for money and/or food.

Student 1: Dang man, I really gotta get to the grocery store but my bank account is literally empty.

Student 2: Maybe you should ask your parents if they’ll FEED THE GOOSE.

by Hobbitlobby September 15, 2018

Feeding the penguin

The art of inserting live maggots into your penis

Are you going fishing?

No, I’m just sick of lesbian porn, so I though I’d try feeding the penguin.

by Boxfridge November 25, 2017

feed the meter

To insert coins into, or otherwise pay, a parking meter.

I'll be right back—gotta feed the meter again so I don't find an orange envelope of shame on my windshield!

by southland August 18, 2017