Derek's Law

The side that a person votes always lose. No matter what happens.

Ben: hey man, I voted for TL in csgo
Derek: Hey, me too! I voted for TL
Ben: Fuck you man. You have fucking Derek's Law
(TL loses and Ben cries)

by phenomenicphobia June 14, 2015

derek chamberland

He likes dick

Boy 1: hey have you see derek chamberland
Boy2: yea he likes dick

by Derekdick March 16, 2017

Derek Harper

A kind, sensitive, funny, and loving person. Loved reading captain underpants in elementary and showed me a song called "the muffin song" on a bench in my school. He also owns a yellow bearded dragon (unless it died I'm not sure). Also Someone I have missed since middle school. He got expelled and I didn't get to say good-bye. If he ever see's this I'm sure you know who I am and I hope life is treating you well.

"Who do you like"
Someone in our class...
"Is it ______?"
No.....
"........"
"Is it me?"
Yes
"I like you too"
-Derek Harper and Me on the circular bench that had a tree in the center-

by KumoriMoon May 25, 2020

Derek Tyres

A overweight northern figure skater, who could be mistaken for a dodgy electronics salesman

That Derek Tyres just pull off the figure skating doughnut , then ate it.

by Fanny bollocks September 07, 2016

Derek Morgan

Chocolate Thunder, the hottest FBI agent in the BAU.

Derek Morgan is such a sex god.

by .bottom.for.levi. March 23, 2022

Derek Jeter

The Rear Admiral of the New York Yankees.

Derek Jeter used to be the Captain of the Yankees, but after Joe Girardi found him parking the Winnebago in Jorge Posada, he promoted him to Rear Admiral.

by ICSHialeah August 02, 2009

derek shell

The definition of a total dick, he hates everybody and makes other people do things for him. he's a total douche and makes other people mad.

Guy- kys
Other guy- You're being a Derek Shell.

by DerekShellHater April 03, 2018