commanding administrative executive officer of the amphibious turtle smurfs

an elderly nigga with a 3rd grade education whom is accountable for all slow walking, fast swimming niggas from the south atlantic.

shazaam went to talk to jamel the commanding administrative executive officer of the amphibious turtle smurfs to find out about an open postion to join the useless squad.

by shnarf May 26, 2008

bamp commander

Person Who is of the highest authority

Julian N.: Felipe why are you such a mack...
Felipe: Call me Bamp Commander...
Julian: I am your bitch, Bamp Commander
Felipe: Aiightttttt Das rite.

by Lupe E January 20, 2011

brat commander

A bossy person who lacks a sense of responsibility. They are either narcissistic or come from narcissistic families where the blame for problems is always shifted downwards. These people seem to be incapable of associating authority with responsibility. They do not understand that taking charge means taking the ultimate responsibility. They associate power and authority with privilege and self-indulgence instead of responsibility and service. They typically go around blaming everyone but themselves for the problems their actions create.

The company's board of directors fired the chief executive after they discovered he was a brat commander who was always blaming subordinates for the company's problems.

by Cumbre Vieja May 3, 2014

rise on command

inability of the male to "get it up" for anything, anywhere, especially 'on order'

that woman expected john to rise on command, but he remained limp as a dish rag...are you QUEER!? barked she...

by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

Commander Soggy

Captain Crunch's arch nemesis, hell bent on making every cereal in the world soggy.

Oh no! It's Commander Soggy! Run!!!!

by BronkleThronkle June 11, 2019

Commandant Spangler

Played by Daniel von Bargen, he is the strict and ruthless commandant at Marlin Academy in the TV sitcom Malcolm In The Middle. He has only 1 eye, 1 hand (later 0 because Francis accidentally chops off his remaining one), and is paralyzed in his right leg.

Eric: (to Francis) "Commandant Spangler is gonna kill you when he sees this."

by daddyjenkins February 24, 2022

war commandeering

a MKULTRA V2K gamified rape scenario in which "war commandeers" are alerted over voice to skull as to whom they should "war commandeer" or sexually assault, and how.

I reported the V2K war commandeering problem to the local SHARP office. Told her I heard it was rape organized on the V2K mainline. Told her it makes it hard to commandeer the war when the rape program is called "war commandeering."

by Medicine Owl March 25, 2023