The Day before Christmas Eve
by Bearbasket December 23, 2022
Get the Christmas Rory mug.when a schizophrenic male comes into your home and collects all of your personal belongings, removes photos from their frames, and then proceeds to sort them into color coordinated piles. finally the male calls for the family to gather and begin the celebration, all taking place at an obscure hour of the night.
Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to startle you. I wanted to surprise y’all with a nice Swiss Christmas.
by anonymous November 27, 2020
Get the Swiss Christmas mug.A place that is very far from where you are, or live. Can also be used to suggest a lack of knowledge of a place.
Background and source are not known.
However, the is very similar to West Bubblefuck and has the same meaning.
Background and source are not known.
However, the is very similar to West Bubblefuck and has the same meaning.
"Where the fuck is this East Christmas?"
"My friend lives in East Christmas, at the end of Whaddafuck Drive and Commons."
"My friend lives in East Christmas, at the end of Whaddafuck Drive and Commons."
by Raney October 21, 2004
Get the East Christmas mug.Term for a neighborhood burgler who steals things from peoples yards or garage at night during the holidays.
by Muskoxe December 9, 2008
Get the Christmas Nigger mug.A person who's family is Jewish, perhaps culturally Jewish more than religiously Jewish, and who follows the more secularized traditions of Christmas -- such as: decorating one's house with Christmas decorations, putting up a Christmas tree, pretending that Santa exists for the kids, etc.
by Cranky And Tired December 29, 2006
Get the Christmas Jew mug.1. Universally hated, market driven phenomenon that if left unchecked will eventually culminate in an uninterrupted decade of concatenated carol medleys, closely followed by a glorious moment of frantic arson destroying every Christmatastasized mall in America.
2. Any one of the marketing executives responsible for it.
2. Any one of the marketing executives responsible for it.
1. If it weren't for this gol-danged Christmas creep, I wouldn't be listening to "Jingle Bell Rock" on the Fourth of July!
2. If I ever get my hands on one of those Christmas creeps, I'll tie him to a chair and make him listen to "O Christmas Tree" until he screams for mercy.
2. If I ever get my hands on one of those Christmas creeps, I'll tie him to a chair and make him listen to "O Christmas Tree" until he screams for mercy.
by Boingerschleimer December 28, 2006
Get the Christmas creep mug.When you defecate down someone's chimney and wait for them to turn their fireplace on, to the smell of a burning boulder.
Commonly done at Christmas time.
Commonly done at Christmas time.
Daniel: Holy shit, do you smell that?
Florence: Yeah, looks like someone's given you a Christmas Pudding, probably Santa.
Florence: Yeah, looks like someone's given you a Christmas Pudding, probably Santa.
by Toffian February 4, 2010
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