Chapping

The act of applying chapstick to your asshole in preparation for a spicy shit, in an effort to reduce the burning sensation that often accompanies dumps containing spicy food.

I spent some time chapping, before sitting down to excavate the Firey Doritos Los Taco with added jalapeños from my bowels.

by Chapmaster420 April 9, 2023

Chap

Another name for Norteños, usually use by their opps.

AY FOO IS CHAP KILA UP IN DIS BITCH.

by anonymous December 13, 2020

Chapped

Absurd; Crazy

Man, that's so chapped, I can't believe Jimmy would do that

by Zhkj July 11, 2024

Chapped

to be happy/joyful/fulfilled in life/excited

Sam: I just won the badminton competition i am chapped

Jordy: wow lol

by toastysamwich13 March 8, 2022

booty chapped

Getting angry or upset at a joke or butthurt aka booty tickled

Her: he was pissed when you put him on blast
Me: idk why he gettin so booty chapped when he did the same shit to me and I didn’t cry about it

by Afakasi_savaliga November 14, 2017

Chap Lord

A Jamaican Phrase meaning someone who has mastered the art of scamming.

Man a Chap Lord

by 1lawd September 18, 2021

ass chapping

the action of chapping another persons ass. Thus making them very annoyed and pissed off

that thicc nibba took my virginity. he gave me a real good ass chapping.

by boomerang man March 1, 2018