bleeding flu

1.when a female is on her period and is hanging with friends and the friend gets their period the next day.
"god dammit Kelly, you gave me the bleeding flu!!!!"
"it wasn't my fault Barbara."

"fucking Kelly."
by big things small things March 14, 2018
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bleed the system

The act of draining a substance while, simultaneously, consuming said substance.
Example 1:

I really had to drop a deuce mid dinner, so instead of letting it get cold, I bled the system; I finished it while on the can.

Example2:

Q: where's Squirty?

P: he went to the bathroom to bleed the system.

Q: bleeding the system?

P: he didn't want to leave his beer unattended so he took it with him to piss.

Q: atta' boy, no sense in sobering up mid piss!
by hurtn squirtn January 19, 2012
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Napalm Bleed

The act of an insane nose bleed. Usually found in animes, and people who are about to die.
When I saw that girl I had a Napalm Bleed
by MemoliLover February 02, 2019
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Bleeding Cock Sore

The term describes an irritating, or uncomfortable situation where the feeling of unrest and lack of well being festers like a "Bleeding Cock Sore".
You are at a fast food establishment with your friend, and notice two hot women in the queue behind you. Having noticed that the ladies do not appreciate your manly charms, it is concluded that they MUST be a couple - why else would they not be falling over to get your number?

The dawning realization that both women assume that you and your friend are "partners" creates an uncomfortable scenario - the feeling being that of a "Bleeding Cock Sore". A festering, uncomfortable situation that cannot be talked about - unless to a Doctor - and only in the case where there is no other option!!!!
by WhenWe January 26, 2012
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Bleed The Wisker

After drinking all that water i need to "Bleed The Wisker"













































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by Kewlcat January 20, 2009
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bleeding bloody

Not reference to a horse that kicks an English gentleman
the english gentleman doesnt get bleeding bloody when he gets kicked
by Noob Sack 420 September 19, 2013
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My nuts were bleeding!

An educational video on the viewing platform of YouTube, a child possibly diagnosed with Aspergers and Down Syndrome, shows us the side effects of shoving a Cheetos Snack down his genitalia, resulting in his genitalia begin to bleed.
"Can I have a Cheetos?"
Not even 30 seconds later:
"My nuts were bleeding! Oh my God, there's blood everywhere!"
by Ryben79 May 02, 2018
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