Aged Of Aquarius

A burnt-out hippie from the early 70s. A late-starter, acid tripping dude or chick into the planetary signals and vibes of the Zodiac and their horoscope readings.
Joey, check out that smelly bum with the mandolin sitting on the station with that purple headband. He looks like my dad's friend from the Age of Aquarius. To tell ya the truth Mike, he looks more like he's from the Aged of Aquarius!
by badwsky February 05, 2010
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koon's age

Description of a period of time, ranging from a few days to a few years. Typically expressed as a form of exclamation when first seeing an acquaintance after a long period of absence.
"I haven't seen you in a koon's age!"
"It's been a koon's age since Dirtball cooked me that rotten, dirty hamburger."
by BigMike26 January 16, 2008
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cleav-age

The special time in a young woman's life when her boobs start to smoosh together.
"It's been a confusing couple of months, I've realized my daughter is approaching cleav-age."
by pigcake December 05, 2012
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age-fluid

some bullshit term coined by people who oppose the lgbt community to make it seem like pedos are welcomed there. (clearly cishet propaganda)
“have you heard of the new sexuality ‘age-fluid?’ It basically justifies pedophaelia and it’s new to the LGB-”
“oh? the one that doesn’t exist because sexual attraction does not correlate at all with age and age fluid would technically neither be a sexuality or gender identity. but, okay, continue believing everything on Facebook, Janet.”
by kimmyheddd August 22, 2020
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Dark Ages

What the world is about to enter into, a second time. Hopefully I am wrong.
Trump won't be enough. Thanks to Obama, the Western world is going into another Dark Ages. I can feel it
by Charmouche February 20, 2017
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Sex age

You need to be 16 to have sex in the united states
Boy:Soo...... You want to have sex?
Girl:What is the legal sex age here?
Boy: 16... I am 16 so we are good...
Girl: I am only 14 though.
by Kuaky May 23, 2008
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Muddle aged

the state of being middle aged, with the confusion and forgetfulness that accompanies it
Man, it totally sucks being muddle aged--I can't remember anything any more.
by Sleeping with Ward Cleaver August 21, 2009
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