vine up

To smother someone/something by wrapping tightly around them/it, like vines strangling a tree slowly as they climb.

Vine up: Watch out, Jesse's gonna vine you up like she did Sonia before they got out untethered by kids and unsmothered by marriage.
Or,
He vined up that tree like English ivy, promotion after promotion, until he sucked the life out of his employees, once interns like himself, now his corporate bitches.
Or,
Fuck this noise. I'm out before I get vined.

by chickenchickenbawk January 8, 2017

rare vine

Gonna be honest I really don’t know what rare vine means. I think people just use it for clickbait

Rare vines I watch when I’m in someone’s attic.

by The Texan Pennsylvanian September 29, 2021

Vine

Dad jokes for zoomers

Dad: “what are these vine’s everyone’s talking about? I don’t see no grapes 🍇 growing out of your iPhone 📱 I thought it was an apple 🍎! 🤣
No one :

by Lucky Bradley January 27, 2020

Red Vined

The outcome of mutually masturbating a female while she is menstruating. The residue that collects on your fingers appears like the popular licorice "Red Vines".

Did you catch the party last night? Fernando red vined Monique! Gross!

by laloman October 23, 2011

Do it for the Vine

When the app vine still existed, this was a term used when you wanted someone to do something crazy/funny for a video

Nowadays, the term is said as in "do something crazy/funny for a dumb joke"

This is a nice bridge, from this height, if i fell i probably wouldnt die.
"Do it for the Vine"
K damn *fucking jumps and dies*

by Turn¡p July 13, 2022

Climbing the vine

A viner who seems to be raising in popularity.

Jessica is climbing the vine. She's got a vine featured in a vine compilation!

by Literate 'merican Stoner July 7, 2016

grape of the vine

A Grape of the Vine is a beautiful thing/person to stumble upon. If you ever meet one, DO NOT LET HER GO. Grape of the Vines are funny, and although they appear shy at first , as soon as you get to know them you will never want a better friend. They can listen and give advice, but they know when not to intervene and let you solve problems by yourself. They are very smart even though they don’t like to try. They hold their friends very close and will never let you go. If you are ever lucky enough to have a Grape of the Vine for a friend, your life will never be the same.

GRAPE OF THE VINE

by L.P.R.C. February 28, 2021