fart sponge

The exact definition of this is frances. Her farts are SO LOUD AND ROTTEN SMELLING!

"Did you just fart? " yes "YOU'RE SUCH A FART SPONGE"

by Kaeren Smyth October 25, 2020

jizzle sponge

A contraceptive sponge used for soaking up jism out of the vaginal crevice.

Damn bitch, that was so much jism that my jizzle sponge won't even soak it up.

by SalinaJones September 9, 2013

booze sponge

A person (underage or adult) who goes around at a party/restaurant/bar and finishes other people's drinks.

"Marty! You drank the rest of my drink?? You're such a booze sponge. Get your own, MOOCH!"

by helenahandbasket September 3, 2012

Butter Sponges

The last few pieces of popcorn at the bottom of the bowl that sucks up all the buttery goodness.

Jess: Are you done with the popcorn?

Trav: Are you not aware of the butter sponges!

Jess: Sorry I forgot.

Trav: No butter sponges for you!

by h8memucho November 9, 2011

Sponge Theory

Spongebob’s sponge theory is a theory which we absorb ideas like a sponge, and where some slip through the holes and others are squeezed out of us in every day life, like a sponge.

Barthes semiotic analysis theory ain’t got shit on spongebobs sponge theory

by trappergirl6o May 15, 2023

Calorie Sponge

Used to define a fat chick who seems to think being thicc is acceptably sexy

‘Yo this bitch hit me up said she was thicker then a snickers, but man one look and I could see she was just a big calorie sponge’

by Wheel chair accessible July 5, 2021

Sponge bars

Sponge bars are yellow xanax bars typically pressed with 2mg of etizolam or alprazolam. people call them sponge bars cause they look like sponge bob

derrick: im faded off sponge bars

by peanut coke plug November 5, 2022