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Spit Floss

When one get rids of scraps of food between their teeth by pushing saliva through the spaces between their teeth. Very useful when one runs out of dental floss.
James: Shit, I'm out of dental floss
Kyle: Ouch, you wanna borrow mine?
James: Nah, it's cool I'll just spit floss
by @ngrym0thertrucker October 19, 2013
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spitting on squash

1. When someone/something ruins, disrespect, or infuriates someone/something

2. A buzzkill

3. Something flawed

Much like the old sayings such as "grind my gears" and "chap my ass," this saying originates from witnessing a toddler dispensing his saliva on a batch of butternut squash at a Trader Joe's. These events caused an nearby employee to exclaim with vigor, distain, and fury "he is spitting on squash!"

When actions like these takes place a proper response is to engage in a duel or the throwing of these hands (which people dont want)
Lance: Bruh, why did you talk to that girl? You knew i wanted her!

Captain Falcon: Dont trip you know you weren't goin to talk her.

Lance: bruh stop spitting on squash
by Justareallyniceguy May 19, 2018
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Goblin Spit

The white substance that forms at the side of the mouth, mostly forms when using drugs.
"Wipe your mouth you've got goblin spit, it's bait."
by wheey34 October 31, 2015
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bum spit

A synonym for swill, bad, harsh or otherwise low-quality alcohol.
That vodka we had last night was bum spit! We should drink something of better quality next time because it gave me a wicked hangover.
by jsnyjnel February 7, 2008
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Spit Dred

The bunch of pubic hair that can develop above or near a woman's clitoris during cunnilingus, as the tongue gradually pushes obstructing pubes out of the way. Often as a result of tight circular patterns around the clitoris depending on the growth and thickness of said hair.
"You know how sometimes the hair can bunch up bit during cunnilingus? I call it the Spit Dred."
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spit swapping

My gf and I did some serious spit swapping in the bleachers yesterday.
by Mcirowave4097 April 27, 2016
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frozen spit

those little completely white bitty balls that some jewelry stores sell for diamonds. They are diamonds but they look like frozen spit.
Look at that ring, it has "frozen spit" for stones.
by stone setter March 20, 2010
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