Swamp Funk

A deranged state of mind. Used to describe a person who is crazy off the wall nuts.

Man, he's got some swamp funk upstairs.

You got dat swamp funk, homie.

by Curly_Fry July 02, 2010

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Swamp slut.

A woman dressed in very little clothing, covered in mud, in the back of a pickup truck at a four wheel drive rally

If Daisy Duke was covered in mud she would be considered a Swamp slut.

by Wrenchbender February 27, 2019

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The white/brown stain left on cushions from someone with a swamp ass. Similar to skid marks. May be caused by excessive farting.

Wow, my chair has a big swamp curd stain.

by Empty pint April 21, 2016

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You cant help that your a swamp beast thats why the guys keep looking at your butt.

by Keke9812 December 02, 2015

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A scary reptile like human that lives in the swamp area of a body of water

I was going for a kaiak ride to find some pond Lillys and the swamp gomper almost got me

by master chubs October 29, 2020

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The tea that results from getting distracted while making tea and not removing the tea bag early enough. The extra soak time makes it taste swampy.

I was making a pot of tea when the phone rang. I didn't get back to the tea in time so now I have swamp tea.

by CLS CU January 25, 2010

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A swamp geyser is the act of filling someone's bellybutton full of piss,and semen. Then turning around to shart it all into their face.

Timothy:Bro what happened to your face ?
Shawn: oh, Marge gave me a swamp geyser last night but I haven't been able to clean it all off yet.

by Bert's berd February 19, 2022

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