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Jewish reality

One where you've never known what it was not to trust every family member, neighbor, person you meet, or sometimes even the government, media, and people you never met. One where all the bad people are strangers or people the news tells you are bad people. One where you accept everything you see and hear as true instead of as bullshit. One where everything is always pleasant and the sun is always gonna shine without going through adversity to get there.
The guy wasnt a regular sucker, so he had to have known a nice Jewish reality his whole life.
by Solid Mantis April 18, 2020
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reality dating show

A dating reality show is a scripted, fantasy romance program that focuses on singles and couples in their dating adventures.

, Everything is over-dramatized and exaggerated, as well as the participants overreacting to literally everything.

Whilst "The Bachelor/ette" is one of the bigger ones, there are many different spinoffs and clones.
"Omg did you see First Dates last night? Mary went into a full rage over dropping her spoon!"
"Oh I dont watch those reality dating shows.."

Need an idea for a tv show? Just make a reality dating show..
by HbBrisley July 15, 2020
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Negative Reality Inversion

A Negative Reality Inversion (NRI) a term originating from the series "The Young Ones" and is actually technobabble.

A Reality Inversion would be the symmetrical inversion of reality. Making it negative would actually cancel it out, leaving you with reality.
NEIL: Anybody watching that must've thought it was a negative reality inversion.

*A man and woman are making out in the shadows
WOMAN: Cor, that looked just like a negative reality inversion, didn't it?
MAN: Yes, it did, a bit.

*They turn their attention back to each other
by DecoyDucky May 4, 2010
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Master of Reality

What some flabby loser probably proclaimed himself while living in his mom's basement until 35.
"I know all! For I am the Master of Reality! Damn it, why isn't AOL connecting??"
by Devil October 21, 2003
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Reality Deficit Disorder

A chronic condition characterized by one's neck being surrounded by sphincter muscle, which renders the person unable to perceive, process or act upon reality. Also known as RDD.
Reality Deficit Disorder is epidemic in Washington, DC. I wonder if it will be covered under Obamacare.
by Socrates52 August 1, 2011
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snap back to reality

It means "to go back to reality". Where none of ur fav anime waifus exist.
Also it is a meme that came from the song "Lose Yourself" by Eminem.
When u dreamed of some girl from an anime and someone woke u up: SNAP BACK TO REALITY
by Y31ts4 Kc1r August 18, 2021
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scranton reality anchor

If we agree that there are grades or strengths to a reality bender's ability (i.e. from "can barely turn something blue" to "godlike"), then it's not too far of a stretch that a SRA is designed to overpower a reality bender of X grade or X strength.

Basically, the SRA forces reality to stay normal more than the bender tries to make reality abnormal.
Scranton Reality Anchors. Keepin' it Real Since DATA EXPUNGED
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