When you take a crap containing half feces, half gas. The solid is propelled at such a rate that the entire inside of the toilet bowl is lined in crap.
by Jonny Crapper August 07, 2007
Ass Paper is commonly referred to as "toilet paper", or "bath tissue". There is no difference. However, the term "Ass Paper" is actually the correct word to describe what it's used for. Toilet paper can be misleading, some can assume you use toilet paper to clean the toilet. Bath tissue can be used to clean the bathtub. Ass Paper can only be used to clean your asshole after you take a shit.
Hey, we're out of Ass Paper again.
by Bailmaninmo February 25, 2019
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1. A set of boobs that is at least 50 percent tissue paper. Common in younger girls, and in some cases freshman/sophomor cheerleaders.
2. Any girl that stuffs her bra
2. Any girl that stuffs her bra
by Betsch March 07, 2008
An Old Bully. A Blowhard. Kind of like a "Paper Tiger" but who has held the position for a lot longer. Kinda like in the movie Friday where Craig beats Deebo's ass but with his fists and not a gun. A person or state who everyone has been afraid of for years and years and finally gets their ass totally handed to them. In a word; Russia!
Man, how about this whole Russian invasion of Ukraine? Russia is a getting a total smack-down, Bro! Looks like Russia is really just a Paper Bear!
by Pirate 2112 March 27, 2022
Paper poke is a paper bag.
by April Mae November 13, 2017
by ebibliotopia September 21, 2010