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Libby F**king Morris

“damn that guy is so cool, he’s such a Libby F**king Morris
by eggmangeorge January 22, 2021
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Hairy Morris

(n)

1. Act of inflicting pain on someone by forcefully pulling the pubic hair while giving a blowjob.

2. (metaphor) Deceiving someone with a bad or harmful experience while making him think that it was going to be enjoyable or fruitful.
1. I didn't think she noticed at the time, but when Susan gave me that Hairy Morris, I realized that she didn't appreciate me making eyes at her mom.

2. When the company said it was going to take away the sick days and pay them out instead, people were initially happy, until they realized that they'd have to use vacation time as sick days now. The new policy turned out to be a real Hairy Morris.
by Maddermonk February 26, 2011
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Morris

When a drunk girl (or guy) vomits on a penis while giving a blow job.
"That drunk chick was cool until she gave me a Morris, I'm still picking chunks out of my pubes."
by Widowmater. October 21, 2017
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aaron morris

person one: have you seen the new ryan reynolds film
person two: ye man that guy is fit
person one: not as sexy as aaron morris though
by jordf March 10, 2023
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Morris

a person also known as a sissy boy who needs to not be a pussy and play darksouls 3.
person 1: yo dude, wanna play some darksouls 3 today?
person 2: nahh man, i'm feeling like a Morris.
by not-so-based-person September 27, 2021
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Butt Morris Code

Using a vibrating butt plug or anal beads to convey a message through patterned code. The "receiver" places the said device within the anus and the "messenger" uses the remote to transmit the patterned code to the reciever. This form of communication requires much practice and dedication.
You know that Hans Niemann? He's an expert in Butt Morris Code.
by MrCommon777 September 15, 2022
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Jake Morris

A man who's very sexy and gets all the girls. He's the nicest person you'll ever meet. However sometimes you'll question his sexuality. but if your a Jake Morris then you'll have hoes on top of hoes
Wow, he's such as Jake Morris just want him to have my kids
by JakeypooMaurice December 15, 2022
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