You: I have glitter herpes. It's an epidemic.
Other Person: Really? How'd you manage that?
You: I fucked Edward Cullen. Don't do it. It's a trap.
Other Person: Really? How'd you manage that?
You: I fucked Edward Cullen. Don't do it. It's a trap.
by wordvomit November 8, 2010

by MasterJRC December 9, 2008

Someone who participates in sexual activity and gets herpes and decides to do a water sport such as swimming or water polo and tends to share water bottles with others.
by Grace& Brie May 13, 2005

"I would love to get it on with Ke$ha, but just being in the same room with her would give me Proximity Herpes"
Guy 1: "Hey, should I invite Tonya?"
Guy 2: "No dude! She has Proximity Herpes and would infect the whole party!"
Guy 1: "Hey, should I invite Tonya?"
Guy 2: "No dude! She has Proximity Herpes and would infect the whole party!"
by Zombie Josh April 6, 2010

when a halo player is stuck with several sticky grenades at once giving the illusion that he has some kind of STD
by TheFrenchTickler225 May 2, 2010
