Heavy-ass

Something so heavy, it can be described as heavier than a dummy thicc ass.

Man, this Heavy-ass bag of retards sure is hard to carry!

by Retard the third June 08, 2019

Heavy duty

One that is almost fat but not fat yet.

Me “ oh my gosh that guy is faaaaat!!!!”
Grandma “ no honey that’s mean he is not fat...... he’s just heavy duty”

by King Koconino April 07, 2020

Heavy Face

Someone who is less than appealing to look at. Unattractive; ugly.

"Don't point but that guy over there has a heavy face. Like really heavy."

by D.J. Dripp Nasty February 25, 2020

Heavy Netting

Somebody who is surfing the internet all the time! Also know as a "Heavy Netter".

Cade is never around because he is always heavy netting.

by Cade Lucas October 20, 2008

Paid Heavy

A recruited physically-muscular and/or armed individual, or group of individuals, usually sent to collect a debt, threaten, attack, or otherwise intimidate another individual or group of people into some form of concession.

"Either the police will find and deal with him, OR, I'll find him myself and send some paid heavy around to deal with him."

by rm84 December 08, 2018

Muff Heavy

When you and your buddies are watching a film or TV show which is showing a lot of female pubic hair.

Geez, this episode of _____ is Muff Heavy.

by CrazyRetard July 07, 2011

Sentry Heavy

A Heavy who has a strange addiction with sticking close to:
Payload Carts
Control Points
Dispensers
Small Corners.
They can slow the game down to a Crawl.

Heavy, move your fat ass!
Wow didn't know that Sentries could throw Sandviches!
Heavy, stop playing Bastion.
We've got Sentry Heavy incoming!

by Z̴͙͗̌'̷̹̊̚a̶̅̾͜l̸̺̥̆͋ǵ̸͚̒ọ̵̇ December 01, 2019