Water Fountain Drink

raising a drink above your eyes and then opening your mouth and pouring the drink into your mouth.

drinking from a friend's bottle water or can without putting it to your lips. Giving them the curtsy of not giving them your germs but accepting theirs.
Person (1) hey can drink some of your bottled water ? Person (2) no way man ! I don't want your germs all over it. Person (1) it's ok I will water fountain drink.
by Manwell7979 March 28, 2013
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When you're hitting your girl from behind in the behind after a day of munching on bratwurst and cans of bushes baked beans. When suddenly she erupts shart all around the circumference of your cock, a wide spray much to your dismay. The pressure of this eruption has forced the cabbage scented diarrhea down your own ureth. Naturally, the only thing left to do is pull your wang-dang out, and stroke out the rest of the rancid fecal juice onto her back, and not neglecting to get some spritzes in her hair for karma's sake. Thus erecting the double chocolate fountain.
After we left the BBQ, Jenny and I had a double chocolate fountain for dessert.
by TGuano December 21, 2017
mugGet the double chocolate fountainmug.

reel around the fountain

An early eighties term referring to male oral sex, popularised in the smiths song of the same title.
Reel around the fountain, shove me on the patio, I'll take it slowly. A-whoa-a-whoa-a-whoa-a-whoa-ho.
by Dzoldzaya December 24, 2006
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cold water fountain

A sexual act involving two partners wherein one partner does a prolonged handstand and allows the second person to insert approximately 40-50 ice cubes down their anus. Once all the ice cubes have been tucked into place, allow 5 minutes for the ice to melt. Now, person 2 will reach around the abdomin of person 1 and squeeze tightly as if performing the Heimlich Maneuver. If all goes according to plan, a blast of cold water will shoot from partner 1's anus. Partner 2 should try to catch as much of the water in his/her mouth as possible. Swallowing is optional.
Chuck promised to give me a Cosby Sweater if I allowed him to drink from the Cold Water Fountain.
by Circadian Hour March 22, 2008
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alabama fountain pop

When you shit In a empty fountain pop freeze it shove the frozen turd back up ur ass then shit it back out and repeat the process until its completely gone
Mom: why the fuck is a frozen cup of shit in my freezer? Kid: shut the fuck up mom it's a Alabama fountain pop put it back.
by Bjpohio2255 November 22, 2019
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Urinating into the mouth of someone performing fellatio, after ejaculation.
Ryan: I can't believe she asked for a Protestant water fountain!

TimTim: She must have been thirsty.
by sucifer February 5, 2010
mugGet the Protestant Water Fountainmug.

Fruit Punch Fountain

When a male gets kicked in the nutsack making him ejeculate blood. Thus being a fruit punch fountain
Whoa why is my jizz bloody? Wendy Gave me a fruit punch fountain!!!!
by Castor The Great January 1, 2009
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