shit beaver

Ass.

We got good and greased-up, then I fucked her shit beaver.

by JrDolemite October 5, 2015

Beaver mullet

When the taint is extra hairy and possesses a rat tail like quality that resembles a mullet around the vulva.

Man, I went down on this chick yesterday and her beaver mullet tickled my chin.

by Jedifmoney September 23, 2016

beaver grease

It is a culmination of breast sweat that drips down to the belly button and mixes with the button lint then slides down to the crevices between the thighs and vagina and pools in the asshole then is absorbed into the underwear.

The beaver grease is so thick you could spread it onto toast.

by yuba gold July 3, 2012

beaver tennis

the act of performing cunnilingus to two women at the same time; the head of the 'giver' turns left & right, as in a tennis game

wow! that 3-way last night was great! I played Beaver Tennis with those two girls & almost wrenched my neck!

by judah maccabee August 13, 2008

rice beaver

racist term towards asians

example: Those god damn rice beavers moved into our neighborhood. Now the damn place is going to smell like general tao chicken sauce.

God damn it, Janice! Those damn rice beavers moved in the Thompson's old house. Now the damn neighborhood is going to start stinking like those general tao or whatever they're called chicken sauce.

by kyle kar April 10, 2015

beaver damming

Female version of cock blocking.

I was trying to hook up with that cute guy at the bar, but Lori keeps beaver damming me.

by greenmonstahmsn.com October 21, 2013

Beaver shift

When a beaver goes out to collect wood during the day and when the sun goes down a different beaver comes out to collect wood and take the first beavers place.

When is my beaver shift?
Is the next beaver shift soon?

by [e-mail] September 3, 2016