'spitting water' is what your cock does after you have ejaculated so many times either through so much sex or lots of masturbation ,it just comes out like water with no thickness or colour.
man my dick is sore ,i was tossing off to porn on youjizz for hours ,in the end i came so many times i was Spitting water.
by Adam the definer ! June 17, 2015

by anonymous February 7, 2022

Janet's bathroom toilet was so small that David's dilly wag was dragging water every time he had to sit down.
by Cheedo February 7, 2007

To suffer from severe diarrhea, the hershey squirts. Nothing but liquid shit sprays from your body in assplosion after gut wrenching assplosion.
Im going to have to go home braaaaahhh. I got water bottom today from bad oysters last night. I'm leaking in my grunders.
by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017

Grant: Hey what’s going on with Mike? He’s totally wasted!
Connor: The man had too much of the Chug water!
Connor: The man had too much of the Chug water!
by vdw17 November 12, 2017

A phrase uttered by a female to a work colleague, in the office, to be excused to escape to the bathroom/restroom, from a long laborious meeting, to go urinate. Its slightly more polite that "pee", though those that use it are rarely polite outside of work. Claims of the ferns being neglected or thirsty means she is desperate.
"I have to go water the ferns for a few minutes" - is a sign of a normal require urination
"I have to go water the ferns as we have neglected them" - is a sign of an urgent need to pee like a horse
"I have to go water the ferns as we have neglected them" - is a sign of an urgent need to pee like a horse
by ScopeyUK June 21, 2017

Ho Water is a fruity yet strong cocktail that doesn't taste like alcohol. Aptly named because hoes drink it like water.
by Chuck_A January 20, 2019
