shooting inside the tent

Total lack of common sense. No ability to reason with the complexity of a Boy Scout. Things you SHOULD NOT do.

I told that Jackwagon "Hey, dumbass no shooting inside the tent". He was smoking while fueling his vehicle. Can you believe it?

by Big Daddy6 October 19, 2011

indian tent trick

the act of farting under the covers and simutaneously lowering a raised leg to push the fart out toward the head of the bed at your partners face.

John got his ass beat by his wife when pulled the indian tent trick on her.

by Ryan Thomson July 13, 2007

Bug In My Tent

Someone who is completely and totally anoyying and wont go away. Like when your camping and there is a bug in your tent.

"Tianna never GOES AWAY!"
" I know, she is a total bug in my tent."

by MyMotherCanRotInHell March 6, 2010

Honey Bun Tent

To lather someone's ass cheeks with honey and put a cucumber or two into the victim's tight bunghole. From there, you then take a dish rag and throw it upon the cucumber to symbolize a tent like structure.

Person 1: Dude, did you get laid last night?

Person 2: Nah, but we did do a Honey Bun Tent!

Person 1: To you or her?

Person 2: BOTH!!!

Person 1: That's awesome, bro!!:D

by Platypussies June 10, 2014

The Food Tent Effect

When two people exit a room and enter another to get away from the rest of a group, people will follow them into the formerly empty room and draw in a crowd; this is often to the dismay of the first two individuals.

"Why did everyone follow us in here?"
"It's the Food Tent Effect, bro."

by k squared July 2, 2014

Norwegian Hot Tent

A combination of a Cleveland Steamer and a Dutch Oven.

Taking a dump on your partner’s chest then pulling the covers over yourselves fully enjoy the aroma.

You see Jimmy, when a man and a woman love each other very much, and a Cleveland Steamer, just doesn't cut it anymore… That’s when they have to resort to a Norwegian Hot Tent.

by Delaque217 January 17, 2023

Fortress Bed Tent

A normal tent used for camping with the bottom cut out fitted around a mattress. Not to be confused with a normal bed tent, which will usually not be completely enclosed

"Yo, check out this bed tent I got to feel cozy"

"That's not a bed tent, that's a Fortress Bed Tent"

by TheRealTerryJerry January 19, 2023