teaser trailer

adj/noun; a marketing tool used by corporations and organizations that have much more money than they are really worth to promote a product that is not as good as said tool. Hence, "teaser" is used in this sense to trick the unknowing angst-filled i-don't-know-who-i-am-yet consumer that there is a world out there where everything is roses, deep romantic kisses, and a stack of perfect pancakes floating on a pool of maple syrup flowing directly from the tree. "Trailer" the piece of toilet paper stuck to one's foot when leaving the restroom to notify the world that they have just stepped on a floor that is riddled with the same thing this is movie is filled with...

"Watch now! Teaser Trailer for Twilight 6!"

by Francis Grendelslayer March 12, 2010

Pic Tease

An attractive woman who has only one photo of herself on her social networking site (eg. facebook)

Damn, this fit bird is such a Pic tease, man!

by HandyPants March 7, 2009

text-tease

(n.) a person who leads someone on via text message, but never follows through in person.

Guy 1: Last night I was texting that chick from the bar and she was all sorts of coming on to me, but when I met her this afternoon she acted like nothing happened.

Guy 2: What a text-tease!

by memsy December 17, 2008

Nip Teaser

When a male or female exerciser cuts or rips the sleeves off of their t-shirt. The cut can only expose the arm, or go as far as being cut to show their nipples (or bra). Often, when they are "nipteasing" really well you can see the abs of those wearing them. Nip teasers are not for the light-hearted. Wearers of nip teasers often want to show off their muscles (or lack there of) while working out or strutting around the gym. An alternative to nip teasers in the winter months are "Sneazers" (sneazers are made of sweatshirts or sweaters cut in a Nip Teaser fashion.)

Hulk Hogan and Dog the Bounty Hunter are often seen in nip teasers.

by Nick-a-dick October 11, 2010

cock tease

A girl who uses her beauty to manipulate men

i love being a cock tease i get free drinks!

by the brooksie September 1, 2003

ass tease

a form of foreplay that involves the male or female to stimulate the opposite/same sex's ass whole with fingers/toungu/toys

male "stop being such an ass tease
female "you only WISH i was an ass tease
mother "your fathers such an ass tease"

by Travis October 27, 2004

prick tease

girl who leads you to believe you could get a bit.but really you haven't a hope in hell.should be a crime and the punishment should be for the prick teaser to put out for the victim!

that girl prick teased me all night
that girl's a prick tease

by john clark February 8, 2004