cut yourself a switch 

The phrase used when an adult asks for the person being disciplined to cut a switch from a tree to be beaten with.

"So, You set the Cat on fire. You better go in the backyard and cut yourself a switch boy!"

cut yourself a switch by Captain L January 13, 2008

cab switch 

The anus of a girl who is really not into anal penetration. If you even go near the switch, she calls a cab to take her home. Men, don't hit the cab switch on a first date! It can ruin what was an otherwise beautiful evening.

Did you hear? Dave and Chris picked up these foreign hotties from a bar out in Montauk, went back to their hotel for some sexcapades. After a little foreplaytercourse one of the hotties jumps up screaming, gets dressed, grabs her cellphone and calls a cab. Chris, that bastard, he must of hit the cab switch!

cab switch by Salvator41979 February 11, 2010

pick a switch

When grandma has had enough and tells you to go find a branch to bring to her so she can beat your ass

Grandma: go pick a switch, boy! And it better be a good one
You: oh shit!

pick a switch by Msmagic95 December 16, 2017

Meat Switch

At a Brazilian Steakhouse, they give you a small object to place in front of you. If the green side is up, they'll keep offering you more meat. If it's red, they'll pass by you. This "Meat Switch" controls how much meat you ultimately get.

Bob, you still eating?
No, I'm stuffed.
Flip your Meat Switch to red then, so they stop bothering you.
Gotcha

Meat Switch by CDChurch August 16, 2010

Nintendo Switch Parental Controls

To torture a kid with

Fuck no! My kid can’t use the Switch a lot! Lemme fuckin roast him with Nintendo Switch Parental Controls.

Nintendo Switch Parental Controls by rubberdumber February 12, 2021

Roommate Switch

The act of going out with one roommate, then realizing you like the other one more and wanting to switch. However, if you simply break up with your girlfriend her roommate will be too loyal to her to go out with you. So you request a menage a trois to your girlfriend, and she will be so offended by the fact that you're attracted to her roommate that she will break up with you. Then she will tell her roommate, who will understand that you like her. Your ex will not be against this in any way, because she was the one who dumped you. You will have successfully performed the roommate switch.

Made popular by Seinfeld.

Jerry: I want to go out with his girlfriend's roommate, but I can't think of a way.
George: You should try the roommate switch.

Roommate Switch by WhileyCoyote April 25, 2010

PS5, Xbox Series X, Nento Switch 

the best WIFI router you can get the min fridge you can get and the best toaster you can get

PS5, Xbox Series X, Nento Switch are the best home appliances you can get

PS5, Xbox Series X, Nento Switch by NameSiren435547 January 19, 2021