Swamp Hoe

A term used to define an extremely unattractive, highly buckled hooker with a swampy Oder , who could not make any money anywhere but a swamp.
That Swamp Hoe was ugly as hell, but a great deal at a dollar fifty.
by dirtyd45678 February 20, 2016
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Swamp piece

A girl who looks like she just walked out of a swamp. She is so unattractive that normal words to describe this ugliness do not do her looks justice.
Oh my god that girl's a total swamp piece. GROSS
by josh d' May 13, 2011
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swamp curd

The white/brown stain left on cushions from someone with a swamp ass. Similar to skid marks. May be caused by excessive farting.
Wow, my chair has a big swamp curd stain.
by Empty pint April 21, 2016
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Swamp Toe

A nasty, inflammed, yellow looking toe which are usually found on kids with the name Chance.
by McFattyCakes July 10, 2016
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swamp tea

The tea that results from getting distracted while making tea and not removing the tea bag early enough. The extra soak time makes it taste swampy.
I was making a pot of tea when the phone rang. I didn't get back to the tea in time so now I have swamp tea.
by CLS CU January 25, 2010
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swamp beast

You cant help that your a swamp beast thats why the guys keep looking at your butt.
by Keke9812 December 02, 2015
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swamp geyser

A swamp geyser is the act of filling someone's bellybutton full of piss,and semen. Then turning around to shart it all into their face.
Timothy:Bro what happened to your face ?
Shawn: oh, Marge gave me a swamp geyser last night but I haven't been able to clean it all off yet.
by Bert's berd February 19, 2022
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