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superman

When a boy or man wakes up with a morning wood and leans with one hand on the wall in a slanted position, while the other hand is holding his dick, in order to pee.
"I had to pee so bad this morning but I couldn't force it down.", "Why didn't you just do the superman?"
by Atro Xis January 5, 2008
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Superman

A major dick. That's really all there is to say about it.
If I was Superman I'd go to the scene of a major tragedy and just stand about not helping anyone for the fun of it.
by Sam is a Dick October 26, 2006
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Superman

When scoring a kill on a scrub in Gears of War 1 or 2 when they are rolling forward, back, side or jumping over cover, forcing them to fly back or forward like Superman.

A skilled shot at the least.
Une4k: G3t superman'd, scrub.

Gamer #2: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

I3lood: Nice shot!
by G3t Superman'd December 22, 2008
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superman'ed

Similar to owned or sonned. When someone is humiliated or made to look a fool by someone else. Can also be known as " Spiderman'ed '' or any other comic book/cartoon hero.
Emcee 1: I aint afraid to slap you son & leave ya lookin like...like

Emcee 2: Ha, dudes chokin like his bitch did on me earlier

Battle Rap Judge: Damn that nigga got Superman'ed
by Munny August 26, 2007
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superman that hoe

When a female is gettin it 4rm da back && gets cum al over her back. Wen she falls asleep, he puts a blanket over her. wen she wakes up the blanket is stuck to her back. NOW SHE GOT A CAPE.
"A man wat u gon do 2dey?"
"Imma superman that hoe"
by Luis P. December 16, 2007
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superman is a game that kewl people play in high school in which you are not allowed to say anything that begins with an S. if you do, you are allowed to get hit as many times as possible until you say "superman". then the hitting stops.
"Superman" Is Actually A Pretty Fun Game To Play!
by David Towle June 6, 2004
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When a male with an erection runs and jumps on a girl and tries to aim for her hole.
"Dude, I totally missed Jude's hole last night when I tried to superman her."
by Hayley Marshall January 6, 2009
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