Waffle Stomping

The act of using your foot to smush excrement through a shower drain.

“Dude, I showed my girlfriend how I do the Waffle Stomping trick and she found it awesome!”

by Dilsers May 31, 2021

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trisket stomping

When you take a shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain, making it look like a trisket

I committed a brutal act of trisket stomping last night

by The hiroshima August 31, 2021

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Clam Stamping

Clam Stamping is when you don’t see in the middle of the night and sit on your toilet only to find out the cover was on it, leaving a lil bit of clam juice on your seat cover

Jennifer: hey girl, your seat cover has some crustier on it, looks suspiciously vaginal shaped?

Bonnie: oh yeah, last night I went to take a piss and accidentally sat on the seat COVER and not to seat

Jennifer: oh shit! You gave the seat cover a good clam stamping!

by TheRealBootylicious December 2, 2023

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Carpet Sampling

The act deplorable act of cutting a hole into a stuffed animal, fucking it, nutting inside of it, then taking the fur of the stuffed animal, cutting it off, and making a fur suit out of it, then wearing it in public.

Person A: Hey what the fuck are you doing?!
Person B: Oh I’m just carpet sampling

Person A: Carpet sampling is the new meta!!

Person B: Kill yourself!

by AbsoluteComedy April 1, 2024

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