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Divine Stretch

(noun, verb)

A. A stretch, typically performed in the morning, which is so relieving that it nearly bends reality. It is usually accompanied by a feeling of immense, in-the-moment liberation.

It can also be achieved any time of day, maintaining that there is a god-like surge of solace, a physics-defying freedom felt.

B. (As a verb) To stretch with the result of intense satisfaction and relief.
Jack: I'm so stiff, sleeping on that futon was such a bad idea.

Josh: You should've slept upstairs.

Jack: Oh- Wait a minute- (stretches) oooohhhhh yes! Divine stretch! Wow! I'm so refreshed.
by pi@noguy December 7, 2010
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Fishy Stretch

It’s when you pretend to have a seizure on the floor.
Guy one:”Yo is he ok?”
Guy two:”yeah he’s fine he’s just doing a fishy stretch.”
by 420blaze it May 14, 2018
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7th Inning Stretch

Between the top half and bottom half of the drinking game called “baseball” teams typically gather together during the 7th inning stretch where the opposing teams “hit the slopes” or inhale “performance enhancing stimulants “ to get themselves ready for the remainder of the ballgame.
Hey guys I can’t wait for the 7th inning stretch already and it’s only the bottom of the first inning!
by Rajendrankumaraswamy June 12, 2023
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Stretch Your Fence

A versatile term that can mean homosexual intercourse or to fight someone depending on how it's used.
Come over to my place, I'll stretch your fence ;)
OR
Yo don't make me stretch your fence
by 10 Penny September 30, 2023
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Stretch Ooh Ooh Ooh

by sanxrio June 25, 2025
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Stretch

A person who always wear black socks and got alot holes in his clothes ; his head like a walnut
Person A: Stretch change ya socks
Stretch: Hell no I just bought a pack
by Gotit230 November 22, 2021
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Fabric Stretching Tits

It is a word used to define a woman's breasts that appear to be stretching the upper clothing of the woman in question horizontally.
dude1: damn bro her tits are so big they are stretching her shirt
dude2: they are some big fabric stretching tits
by 2bored2care October 5, 2022
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