A Covid pee stain is when you go to hit the hand sanitizer pump and because it has crud buildup in the nozzle, rather than shooting in your hand it sends a spurt of sanitizer at 200 mph that nails your pants in the crotch and thus produces a covid pee stain
I’m never using hand sanitizer at the gym again after giving my light grey sweatpants a Covid pee stain.
by anonymous December 2, 2020
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Get the weird_carpet_stain mug.The clue is in the name, it's a shit suburban town just outside of Greater London. Mostly inhabited by people who live in caravans and have on average 2 GCSEs. Sure there's a few London buses that serve Staines, but they just take you to even shitter places like Hounslow and Hanworth. If you're making the effort of leaving Zone 6 to go to Staines, make that extra trek and go to Windsor which is slightly less shit. Staines is most famous for being the home of Sacha Baron's Cohen "Ali G".
Friend 1: I heard that guy is from Staines
Friend 2: Oh fuck we better run he might try steal our satellite dish and set our car on fire
Friend 2: Oh fuck we better run he might try steal our satellite dish and set our car on fire
by memeulous January 3, 2017
Get the Staines mug.The process of shaving (usually your face) without any water or shaving foam.
Highly uncomfortable and undesirable, but often essential when you're in a rush to get somewhere, and remember you haven't shaved that day.
Highly uncomfortable and undesirable, but often essential when you're in a rush to get somewhere, and remember you haven't shaved that day.
"What happened to your chin mate?"
"Forgot I had that job interview this morning, woke up late and had to rush out of the house."
"So what's with the chin?"
"Ah, I had to resort to dry shaving"
"Fancy a night out? If we're quick we can catch the metro/subway/train/bus in for cheap?"
"Yeah I'm game, just let me grab a dry shave"
"Forgot I had that job interview this morning, woke up late and had to rush out of the house."
"So what's with the chin?"
"Ah, I had to resort to dry shaving"
"Fancy a night out? If we're quick we can catch the metro/subway/train/bus in for cheap?"
"Yeah I'm game, just let me grab a dry shave"
by OhTheDamageIsDone October 25, 2010
Get the dry shaving mug.1.A wet song by the Chili Peppers. Girls will often become horny when hearing the fist note of the song. Fingers then become involved.
2.Masturbating. For girls only. Then, it would become Purple Staining.
2.Masturbating. For girls only. Then, it would become Purple Staining.
1. My pants soon became wet upon hearing Purple Stain.
2.Last night, I had a Purple Staining party with my friends.
2.Last night, I had a Purple Staining party with my friends.
by StainMasturPlus July 5, 2006
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Get the Savinu mug.the brown poo stains on the inside of one's underwear, when one forgets to wipe, or after a particularly messy bowel movement.
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Matt, you need to re-learn how to wipe your butt... I'm getting sick of seeing gutchie stains in your tightie whities...
by RalfieBear July 22, 2010
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