Stanley is one of the most loyal people you will encounter in this life. Loyal, as well as, genuine, kind, and over all the all-in-one package! Stanley's are very protective of what and who they love. They will go to the worlds end in order to protect that of which they cherish. Stanley's are very in tune with their natural ability to feel emotions to the fullest.- And not just their own; Stanley's are very excellent at "feeling the room" and being able to defuse situations with ease and grace. Due to this capability, Stanley's would make fantastic mediators, or even very fare law makers. Stanley's are natural born emotional, but also mental chameleons. Mentally, they can adapt to any situation or environment you put them in. There is just no failing for the Stanley's. Lol. If a Stanley falls into your life's path, keep him. They're hugs are addicting, taste of their kisses are intoxicating, and energy emitt warmth that is better than the summer sun at high point. One simply cannot help but to fall in love. Especially when getting lost in the awe-struck magnificent eyes. Stanleys have the best eyes hands down! There is so much to say about Stanley's, but overall, they are, or very well could be, a perfect reason to get up ever morning and to try the day :) so never loose a Stanley. Keep them close <3
by BeccatheWrecka June 14, 2022
Get the Stanleymug. a hot and sexy very masculine man with a massive cock swinging between his tree trunk legs. his presence leaves others in complete shock because of his jacked physique and charming charisma . he is also known for mogging people on the daily. he is a sigma male who does what we wants while being a role model for the youngins.
lil pute:bro jonathan stanley just dominated me for 3 hours straight and called me his bitch
dom: yea bro that sounds like jonathan stanley
dom: yea bro that sounds like jonathan stanley
by trensetter1628183 April 21, 2023
Get the jonathan stanleymug. Holy fattie bro. Like SCOOT OVER I cant fit on the couch in humanities. This guy who says he’s “6’” but is actually 5’2. Like ACTUALLY. Why does he even exist? I asked him what he was going to name his kid, expecting Charles Stanley Johnson the 5th but he said “Leo” HELLO? What are you yapping about. Bro has NOT played these games before. “Kindness is free” after telling me “go hang yourself but your fat rolls will get in the way, go cut yourself but your arm fat is to big, go eat poison at least you know how to eat and drink” bro stop taking out the trash.
by sigmamama January 10, 2025
Get the Charles Stanley Johnson the 4thmug. It is like a Dutch oven but instead of farting and covering a person with the bedsheets, you shit on their face and cover them with the blankets.
by Bosnian Jesus October 6, 2021
Get the Stanley Steamermug. by hamsterrocket43 December 3, 2018
Get the stanley and niamhmug. Someone stanleyed John! They used his celebration of service gift card because he accidentally posted all the details online!
by Benthesausageroll October 24, 2023
Get the Stanleymug. Stanley is one of the most caring and respectful people you will ever meet. He is tall and has dark hair. He loves his family and would do everything to protect them. He is selfless and love to play the guitar. He has a creative side but keeps it hidden with his busy schedule. If you ever meet a Stanley be sure to become friends he is the life of the party in the best way, and if you ever get the chance to date him don’t let him go! He is unique and special in so many ways!
by Peace Lilly November 22, 2021
Get the Stanleymug.