Dirty Squirties

An extreme and explosive diahrea attack

Mary knocked Hank over in the hallway when she was running to the bathroom with a mean case of the Dirty Squirties!

by Harry Iconnick Jr May 29, 2023

Burnt Squirtle

The act of performing a nude spinning jump-kick, while simultaneously sharting within close proximity of a person.

Person 1: Dang, did you see Chuck Norris shitting all over Steven Segal!?

Person 2: Yeah, man! Good old Chuck Norris really gave Segal a burnt squirtle! Stevie-boy will be scrubbing shart spray of his face for days!

by BobShart July 1, 2023

Soft squirter

A man that can only produce female offspring.

I'll never have any grandsons because all my boys are soft squirters.

by Nicol922 May 15, 2024

Pepper Squirting

The act of shoving multiple bell peppers into your partners vagina while simultaneously guessing the color of each bell pepper one by one this act can be amped up by having your partners bloody squirt temporarily blind you

Man me and Sally had an amazing time pepper squirting

by Poxxum May 19, 2024

Head Squirtle

When a guy blows his load in another’s nose and they snort it in sand spit it out into his mouth. Everything cums full circle.

He was giving a them a head squirtle

by MADBJ May 24, 2024

Snapping Squirtle

When a girl bites your dick while you're peeing.

Almost couldn't come into work today, had a bit of the ole 'Snapping Squirtle' with the girlfriend.

by The Trickiest Rebel March 1, 2026

Doom squirting

The female version of gooning

I’ve been doom squirting all night alone ugh

by Jackofffriday May 1, 2025