Squat & Squirt

Sexual Act (As always), Where Male/Female lay on a flat surface, usually a bed. Then their partner female stands over their head region with their legs either side. The partner standing then proceeds to Squat, this will then leave the person on top with their general crotch area in the other person face. The partner below starts at works. This should, if done well, produce a Squirting from the partner ontop.

Horney Girlfriend:"Do you fancy a bit of Squat & Squirt love?"

by Jacksc2 July 6, 2006

Sally Squirt

The act of vaginally squirting, on average, 27 feet. Additional street cred is given if such act is accompanied with ppr.

She sally squirted the shit out of that guy's head.
That one sally squirt set the new record tonight.
I love the taste of sally squirt.

by kmac88 March 26, 2008

Squirt Off

The girl's version of jacking off.

Fingering yourself,humping a pillow, using a vibrator, rubbing your clit are ways to Squirt Off.

by Snapbacks are hawt September 19, 2011

Veltri squirt

1. Projecting water or another liquid out of one's vagina for use as a defense mechanism.
2. Using one's vaginal muscles to force a potential attacker out of said orifice.

I tried to attack her, but she hit me in the eye with the ol' veltri squirt.

by Qunn April 7, 2008

Squirt

A short distance or drive to a specific location, usually around 15 minutes or less using your preferred method of transportation

“Hey bro, have you left your house yet?”

“Yeah man. I’m just a squirt away”

by TherealcaptnJAC July 12, 2020

happy squirt

When you laugh so hard you pee a little

That joke just gave me 4 happy squirts in a row

by maggie44000 October 21, 2005

whisky squirt

the liquid stool that comes out of your butt, after a ruff night of drinking.

oh dude! i just had a bad case of the "whisky squirts" this morning.

by bot 6 April 21, 2007