Squeegee walk

When your feet point outwards giving the illusion that your squeegeeing water on the floor with your feet.

look at the jew fro..with the t-rex arms doing the squeegee walk. He looks like a fool

by HIGH PRESSURE January 4, 2013

Squeeze The Chicken

"a nicer way to tell people you gotta go piss"

"MOM!......Ima go Squeeze The Chicken!!!"

"I drank too much aqua, better go squeeze the chicken."

by RYUHD October 2, 2017

Squeeze-ripe

When you think the fruit or vegetable you're buying is ripe, but it only feels that way because other people have been squeezing it.

I ended up throwing out the mango I bought. I thought it would taste good, but it was only squeeze-ripe.

by AndreaMcN July 12, 2018

Squeeze Chili

Diahrrea; The Runs

“Oh shit Bro!...move...MOVE NOW!...where’s the bathroom? I gotta Squeeze Chili!”

by subtronic October 11, 2018

Squeezer Teaser

When someone grabs a guys dick and starts jerking him off to pleasure him then when he isn’t expecting it they punch him in the nuts dropping him to the ground.

I’m still In pain from last light, I thought I was going to get lucky but she ended up giving me a squeezer teaser instead

by Fordman95 March 25, 2022

Squeven

Squeven is the most incredible and amazing word in the entire universe, it is a noun and can be used as an adjective. Squeven is also the name of an amazing and beautiful cat. Squeven is better than you

"When in doubt, Squeven it out."
- Squeven the great

by DelphineAugery May 11, 2022

Squeeze Month

The month in which Ralph too was fighting the urge to get near, to get a handful of that brown, vulnerable flesh. The desire to squeeze and hurt was over-mastering.

“Happy squeeze month Jack!”

“You too Ralph! Now let’s celebrate… ;)”

by MoolyTheCow February 10, 2023