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Spunk Deflectors

Eye protection glasses which is worn by someone who likes to keep their eyes open or doesn't want to miss the happy ending when receiving a load of cum all over their face.
The Horny Bored Wife HBW called a plumber round to unblock her sink but she ended up unblocking him when he spunked over her face. Lucky she was wearing her Spunk Deflectors or his load would have gone in her eyes.
by The Plumber Jezza J February 8, 2018
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Spunk Chunk

When you jizz on the ass of your male or female partner, scoop it up, and sling it on the wall.
After he came all over her ass, he spunk chunked it all over the bathroom wall.
by MissKitty1970 October 20, 2019
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Spunk Punk'd

When you are having protected sex with someone and you, rather sneakily, remove the condom and blow your semen inside them, whilst declaring loudly to the victim that they have been "spunk punk'd."
Girl: You fucking prick, did you just come inside me!
Guy: Tough titties bitch. You have been Spunk Punk'd.
by Smelly big jimmy September 9, 2018
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Spunk-Lobbing

"If they are gonna allow climbing to be an Olympic sport, then they may as well allow spunk-lobbing" - Owen Murphy
by Dessy C July 20, 2016
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waste of spunk

When someone is such a useless piece of shit, they are commonly referred to as "a waste of spunk"
Daniel you are such a ginger waste of spunk
by Drivetribe January 14, 2018
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Swagga Spunk

The art of being “swag”. Its very rare to have Swagga Spunk
Chimichanga: yo man why you so cool?
Me: because I got that Swagga Spunk
by Violet.B January 29, 2021
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Back spunk

When a man cums inside a woman's rectal passage and she then farts the spunk back out onto the man
My girlfriend had bad flatulence the other day...after I butt fucked her she back spunked me
by S3xxyTeets January 4, 2019
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