Spunk Deflectors

Eye protection glasses which is worn by someone who likes to keep their eyes open or doesn't want to miss the happy ending when receiving a load of cum all over their face.

The Horny Bored Wife HBW called a plumber round to unblock her sink but she ended up unblocking him when he spunked over her face. Lucky she was wearing her Spunk Deflectors or his load would have gone in her eyes.

by The Plumber Jezza J February 8, 2018

Spunk Chunk

When you jizz on the ass of your male or female partner, scoop it up, and sling it on the wall.

After he came all over her ass, he spunk chunked it all over the bathroom wall.

by MissKitty1970 October 20, 2019

Spunk punch

After you blow your load in to a comdom, you turn it inside out and smack your girl in the face with it.

I took of that used jimmy hat and spunk punched that bitch in the face.

by Chef taco May 24, 2016

Spunk dump

One who allows herself to be used like Barrymore bumboy

Look at miss Romanus acting like a real spunk dump

by THE BOSS 12 July 9, 2019

Spunk brothers

When 2 good friends both ejaculate inside the same woman and the sperm joins together into 1. Similar to becoming blood brothers through pricking each others fingers.

John and Paul where so happy that Emily let them use her to become spunk brothers

by DonBay March 7, 2020

Back spunk

When a man cums inside a woman's rectal passage and she then farts the spunk back out onto the man

My girlfriend had bad flatulence the other day...after I butt fucked her she back spunked me

by S3xxyTeets January 4, 2019

Spunk Boogies

Small, usually isolated bits of congealed gelatenous matter either from natural genital or artificial lubrication that have the tendency to cling to the anterior portion of a female's vaginal lips, penis or marital aid after the lubricating properties have diminished a little. Their formation is generally tied directly to extended periods of penetrative sex by the penis or other marital aid as the friction of unabating thrusting and the air temperature combine affecting the stickiness and clingability of the small globules that have formed. In close up pussy pics sometimes mistaken for bits of toilet tissue. Usually white in color, tasteless and benign. When dry can be difficult to remove from bedding and clothing.

After we fucked for hours there were Spunk Boogies everywhere because we were too lazy to clean up afterwards!

by CT Hunter July 6, 2021