Butt Spud

The sexual act of shoving a potato in your ass (or another person's ass) and making sure it's no longer visible. Then with all of your (or their) force, shooting it out of your (or their) ass.
Hell yeah man, last night I made a new butt spud record. Got it to launch 10 feet.
by BlackKilo April 26, 2018
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Spud Grunter

A sex act in which both of a person's heels are inserted into another's vagina.
Give me a Spud Grunter, you filthy animal!
by dunpass December 17, 2022
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Spudding

The art of being up to the spuds. Originated from the great spudding of Ravernet in the autumn of 2022
The art of spudding provides one with a great sense of release
by E.Rooney April 28, 2023
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Spudding

The act of a person using a high performance vibrator (Hitachi Magic Wand) on another persons gooch as they hold their buttocks high in the air, all while the giver of the act is using an Orgasmatron head massager on the receiver's head.
1: Did you hear about John getting a Spudding?
2: No, what is it?
1: It's when you hold your ass up, get jabbed with a viber above the balls and have some thing massaging your head.
by xSimone April 30, 2023
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King Of Spuds

The overlord/King (obviously) Of the Potato TEAM
I AM THE King Of Spuds
by King of spuds September 18, 2019
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Spedly-spud

Spedly-spud, a word used to describe someone as an incompetent person instead of the word idiot.
He ran over the wall to see if he could jump properly, we called him a Spedly-spud because he missed and fell flat on his face.
by SPDDMN207032 May 14, 2022
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Spud muffin

by October 29, 2022
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