Scrank

The act of screaming while wanking.

Jeremy "What you up to now?"
Pedro "Just going for a cheeky scrank"

by Scranker May 21, 2010

brand spankers

Meaning brand new. Aussie slang. Aussies use the term "brand spanking new" to describe something that is fresh out the box.

"Damn peeps have you heard my new stereo?" "Yeah man it sounds brand spankers!"

by $mokin J.O.E October 12, 2007

genital spanking

1) when you spank someone/something with your genitals
2) getting someone to spank your genitals

you ever tried genital spanking?

by manx arbiter January 26, 2009

Spank Off

v. To masterbate; wank

i like to vigorously spank off.

by jim jimson November 27, 2002

spank the monkey

to masterbate; vigerously stroke your penis untill you reach climax or skeet all over the place

i spank the monkey every day until my fuckign dick peels

by the one and only whtie e-40 December 13, 2008

Spank Monkey

A frenzied practitioner of consensual BDSM involving repetitive blows ("spanks") rained down upon the voluntarily uplifted bottom. By extension, someone who can't stop talking about this hobby.

Suzeemoon much enjoyed being disciplined by her Cariad using well-judged slaps upon her gluteus maxima - in fact, she was an incorrigible Spank Monkey.

by NickCosmoSonde October 5, 2008

Spankmeister

1. An extraordinarily attractive and masculine older man who makes younger women wet with anticipation for slow hand, orgasmic fulfillment. Selleck-like.
2. Formal title of creator of world famous Spanky Rolodex (TM).
3. Fourth degree Knight of KONA, and wearer of the fez.
4. Babe magnet.

Mickey: Did you see those strippers? They were all over that guy like white on rice!
Norton: Dude, he's a chuffin' Spankmeister!

Le Broyeur: Da wimins can't get enough o Spankmeister lovin.

by Freak Switch 11 August 29, 2006