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Banter Sponge 

Someone who absorbs banter, but fails to return the banter.
Adam: What's the national sport in Romania? Bear baiting?

Dan: No. It is football. That is so racist.

Adam: FML! You're such a banter sponge!
Banter Sponge by KirtjE October 18, 2011

sperm sponge 

A woman who seems to have a tendancy to soak up semen from all directions with no obvious limitation.
stop pestering, ive shagged you 15 times already and its nearly time for breakfast.. Go make me a full english you fucking sperm sponge..
sperm sponge by Drex Johnson November 3, 2008

bullet sponge 

A member of the United States Marine Corps
1. A man or woman who risks their lives for their country are bullet sponges
2. The bravest amongst us put them selves in danger for their country like a bullet sponge

happy sponge 

Some one who sucks the fun out of everything when your havin a great time
You: omg that was great
Friend: so. Tottally need to do it again
You: it wasn't that great
Friend: your such a happy sponge you suck the fun out of everything
happy sponge by ginga ninga October 13, 2011

sploge sponge 

a)Any girl who takes loads of semen up her snatch, down the hatch, in her crack, and on her back. These chicks are down with the creampie be it anal or vaginal.

b)A person who is addicted to being ejaculated in, typically females. Also see whore or slut.
"Hey dude, see that girl? She's fucked everyone I know, and I don't even want to go into how many dicks she has sucked. She is a total sploge sponge!"
sploge sponge by Anal Boss 69 November 6, 2011

Dick Sponge 

A mocking term used to describe an annoying disposition - the female equivalent of a "douche bag".
This club is full of dick sponges, let's go get some tacos instead.
Dick Sponge by htothec June 21, 2012