Shlump

Shitty lump

I haven't showered in 3 days, I feel like a real shlump.

by Juju November 11, 2014

slump

a wide variety of meanings;to have sexual intercourse,to get insulted,or be assaulted of physical contact,or a emotion.

1.i feel slump!(weak,tired,lazy,sick)
2.lets slump?(to have sexual intercourse)
3.he just got slumped.(hit,or assaulted)
4.that's slump.(gay,stupid,boring,corny)
5.look how slump he/she is?(fat,ugly)

by mr clamfield August 5, 2009

sprump

While taking a drink, someone says something funny that catches you off guard and you spit your drink out.

After being pounded by bass from the car stereo, I announced, "We are now legally retarded!" and my friend sprumped all over the dashboard.

by Rev. Link March 15, 2008

spump

the act of taking a dump and immediately turning around and spewing, or vice-versa

"Hey guy, I feel so spumpy I think I need to spump'

by Jermajesty_Schrute December 19, 2011

slump

to kill

my gun accidentally went off and dude was slumped.

by bruce October 16, 2001

shlumpy

1. the act of getting high, but specifically smoking bud.

2. A state of being high...

Hey man, lets go shlumpy and then get munchies!
Dude, i'm soooo shlumpied right now.

by James May 13, 2005

shlumpy

The German word for whore.

That chick is a sheiza shlumpy. She gets around.

by Oscar Mayer April 22, 2005