slort

the noise a rocketship makes occasionally between phewphews and vrooms

"Phew phew, vroom, slort slort slort," the rocketship sounded as it travleed through space.

by AliceInMarshallLand September 29, 2010

Splotong

Simply a feeling you cant explain. Random feeling, random word.

Pronounced SPLOW-TONG

Tom: hey man how you feeling?
Jack: hmm.. dunno?.. splotong i guess
Tom: haha splotong!
Jack: hahaha yeh.. motherrfucking splotong..
Tom: yehh i think me too then, you know.. your just like alright? but not? and bored? but not? your just SOMEthing? but not..?
Jack: mann dont try and make sense of it. you cant. its just splotong..
Tom: haha yeh.. my bad, mother.. fucking.. splotong..

by Tom Jack September 2, 2006

Splorsh

The splash of water that comes up and hits you in the gooch and/or anus after dropping a deuce.

"Shit man! I got splorsh'd and now my gooch and/or anus is wet!"

by Jim Jam Oggy September 5, 2011

splurtch

splurtch (splerch) NOUN. The splattering sound made by falling face down in a mud bog.

I slammed my hand down in a pan full of devil's food cake batter and splurtched brown goo all over Diane's white angora sweater.

by Maxhole June 18, 2009

Splore

To abbreviate the word "explore" but then misuse it to make it sound sexual

I was looking for a swimsuit so I splored in your drawers.

by HtotheTS September 7, 2010

shlort

An undersized penis that is 3 inches or less

Girl1:I had sex with my boyfriend choncho last night...

Girl2:how big was his shlong ;D
Girl1: he has a shlort...
Girl2:O_o

by pappymandudeguy December 9, 2011

Sport

Anything you can slump at.

Joe: video games aren't a sport.

Bob: do you suck sometimes at video games?

Joe: yes?

Bob: then it's a sport.

by Ereck Flowers November 9, 2014