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splitter

A law school applicant who has a high LSAT and a low GPA. Typically, the LSAT and GPA fall either above 170 and below 3.0 OR above the 75th and below the 25th percentiles of a target school.

There is no such thing as a "reverse splitter", or someone who has a high GPA and a low LSAT.
Jon is such a splitter! His 173 LSAT and 2.9 GPA guarantee him a loooonnnnnggggg cycle!
by xyzlawschool January 6, 2008
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batter splatter

1) v.: When a male ejaculates on either a wall, floor, counter, or other hard surface and leaves it to dry.

2) n.: the spots on furnature, walls, floors, ect. where a male has ejaculated and either left it to dry or failed to properly clean it.
1) guy 1: "Dude my roomate was being a dick, so while he slept i batter splattered his headboard, dresser, and the toilet."

guy 2: "That'll show that tool."

2) girl: "I was gonna sleep with him until i walked in his bathroom and saw all the batter splatters on the shower wall...gross."
by bigdaddygiggles June 5, 2010
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log splitter

When i was at the strip club i said to my friend " check out the log splitter on that sweet biotch "
by Hottwigg November 3, 2005
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splatter

usually meaning 'squish' or 'shatter', just with a liquid, and not a solid
by Drako June 28, 2003
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text splatter

Urine that inadvertently splatters on a guy's cellphone as he text messages while standing at and using the urinal.
1. Hey homie, wrap up that cellphone in a plastic cover to protect it from text splatter!

2. To avoid text splatter, try sending text messages while sitting on the crapper!
by DJ_Jagged August 26, 2009
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splattercan

n. 1. a bad shit
n. 2. the results of a bad shit
My stomach was feelin all woogy after that cheese on cheese sandwich and I had to take a splattercan.

Phil, that fat son of a bitch, took a shit and didn't flush... he left some serious splattercan.
by ginzberg March 5, 2004
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