Splatts

A badass mutha fucker who don't take no shit from nobody; usually just goes with the flow, doesn't like confrontation but will fight if someone really make them mad.

Man splatts your so chill.
Did you see splatts just go apeshit on that guy.

by kkkddda February 19, 2009

splatterbutt

The wet, splattered butt you are left with after a high velocity oatmeal type dump. This is often the result of eating a lot after a long drinking binge. Most often splatterbutt sessions are followed by a shower and a serious scrubbing except in the case of college freshman.

After the kegger the other night we went and killed a couple of jalpeno meat lover pizzas. I spent the whole morning with splatterbutt and had to shower four times.

by Tannasgh February 14, 2006

splattery hots

Earth shaking, mind-bended, knee quaking diarrhea with a burning sensation. Similar to molten lava pouring from your anus.

After he had spent the night eating jalapeños with hot sauce and binge drinking, Steve woke up with the splattery hots and thought he was going to die.

by Digitaldevil November 3, 2006

quim splash

when happy lady fires liquid from quim into face of unsuspecting, yet fortunate, participant in well known game of 'splash quim in his face'

That was a refreshing quim splash, but you haven't played a real game of 'splash quim in his face' until he has drowned.

by Quim man December 13, 2006

splat tat

the tattoo on the small of a woman's back. this refers to a target area for a man to ejactulate upon.

lisa just got a tribal splat tat.

by aries February 27, 2005

splash the pot

a male on male activity involving one lubing a large stomach (pot) and the other engaging in sexaul activity with the folds.

We only practice safe sex. Usually we just splash each others pot. Tim loves to splash the pot.

by Night Poker November 10, 2010

Splatter-crap

When you take a shit so windy and violent you scatter ass-mud all over the back of the toilet.

Splatter-craps are also known to propel people off their porclean thrones.

Splatter-crap is usually induced by Mazzio's pizza.

"Dude, last night i took a splatter-crap, sorry i wiped my ass with your dog."

by Dillon Boyer March 12, 2008