sphinger

v. a combination of the words "sphincter" and "finger."

def.: to accidentally poke through the toilet paper while wiping.

also, sphingered, sphingering, sphingerer

Honey, we need to get some better toilet paper. I just sphingered myself.

by John McCollum February 13, 2007

lead singer of LINKIN PARK

Chester Bennington, nicknamed Chaz, Chazzy B etc. Has an amazing voice in which you can hear 3 notes at once and is the sexiest guy in rock!

OMG have you seen this pic of Chester!! He's so unbelievably HOT!

by The Exorcist March 19, 2005

stinger

Film Industry slang term for an electrical extension cord.

I need a 50 foot stinger to run power to VTR on a separate circuit.

by joemorf January 19, 2004

Dick-slinger

a member of the male species that has sex alot.

That guy John banged four girls last week,he's a real hum dinger sex fiend dick -slinger

by john jones May 23, 2004

Swinger Soup

The hot tub at a swingers club. Usually consisting of two or more Naked swingers, bodily fluids both male and female, and a hint of alcohol with a watery base.

I would never enter a hot tub at a swingers club. I would prefer not to be an ingredient in their swinger soup.

by YEAAH!!! April 5, 2010

Smoking Spinner

A person, usually of the female gender, who is so tiny that she can be placed upon one's penis and spun around 360 degrees without any kind of hindrance during sexual intercourse.

"I was having sex with this smoking spinner last night, man. I put her on my dick and spun her around so fast she almost kicked me in the face."

by supa-dupa June 17, 2008

Jill Singer

Australian "commentator" from the loony left whose articles can be found in the Herald Sun, among other newspapers and forums. Her articles generally consist of an initial contention, and then half a page of waffle which somehow blames the Liberal/National Coalition or the US for the problem. Articles often go well beyond the proverbial 'six degrees of separation' before eventually making a vague link.

Jill Singer: There was a tsunami in the Indian Ocean, causing millions of dollars of damage to Thailand, Indonesia, Sri Lanka, etc, and killing thousands. Blah blah blah blah blah. And that's why the tsunami is specifically the fault of George W. Bush.

by Aspirex November 20, 2005