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The obtrusive strand of hair which emerges from a females chin. Wirey in nature, thick and often frowned upon. Most commonly used by wives to rub on the skin of their husbands. The spike is often placed in a cut for the pleasure of pain when one is alone.
Husband: "Ouch, stop rubbing your spikes on my chest!"

"Ahh, I love it when I put my spike in my cut"
Spike by Timeofyearagain March 28, 2019

spike trapped 

To be "spike trapped" is to be caught in a situation that is painful, painfully avoidable, and painful to watch. If you witness someone get spike trapped, you are likely to facepalm in reaction.

Players of Dungeons and Dragons frequently must "check for traps" to avoid getting spike trapped, but you can be spike trapped by situations outside of gaming as well.

When getting spike trapped is painfully avoidable, you can see the situation coming, and yet you still somehow do nothing to stop it. This also makes the event painful to watch. Sometimes it catches you off with only a moment to react, which can make getting spike trapped particularly painful.
I can't believe he didn't see that coming! Ouch! He was totally spike trapped, and it was painful to watch.
spike trapped by idigress August 28, 2020

spikey pokey bitch 

karelyn has a spikey pokey bitch

Spikey cunt 

those prickly motherfuckers sometime known as bindis that like to get stuck everywhere and anywhere particularly cotton. origins; grass. annoy the fuck out of you
mum: how was your day?
me: it was alright, got a heap of spikey cunts stuck to me from the grass
Spikey cunt by flozwald January 14, 2021

Spikey Fart Box 

When your aggressively thrusting a Golden Barrel Cactus in and out of your anus.
Last night i gave my self a Spikey Fart Box it was so calming.

Spike Milligan 

The British contemporary equivalent of Stan Freberg. Creator of the Goon Show radio dramas. Goofy, loud hammy, and generally a plain old nutcase. Was also friends(?!?) with Peter Sellers, apparently. Was of Irish descent, but born in India ala Orwell.
Some English comedian: I sure love the Goon Show! Spike Milligan is a right genius!
Spike Milligan by Merkles77 August 12, 2021